THANK YOU for your INTEREST IN PIRACY.

We, the INTERNATIONAL TREASURE HUNTERS & USEFUL GOODS SALVAGERS SOCIETY ( T.H.U.G.S.S.), welcome you to submit an application for APPRENTICESHIP. This brief quiz is a streaming tool to assist you in determining your best fit for union membership.

We will respond to you either immediately or never depending on resources, outstanding warrants and demand. Please do not contact the UNION. The UNION will contact YOU.

Signed,
Gustav Rufstuf
Recruitment Director
T.H.U.G.S.S. International Union

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In order to properly assign a crew for apprenticeship we must enlist the assistance of your own peers. Please have a friend select which statement best captures your reputation.
Tendancy to bait or reject authority figures
Does not stop until a job is done
Withdrawn, rarely seen, likes living apart from civilization
Proudly wears the badges of toil
Spontaneous, enjoys element of surprise
Risk-taker, accustomed to danger

Choose your affinity. This is something you enjoy.
Testing yourself at high speeds and in difficult conditions
Collecting odd facts and trivia that may be called upon in your work
A bonfire and an outside meal
Large-scale engineering and problem solving
Experiencing different cultures and places
The hunting of adventure

Choose your antithesis. This is something you do not enjoy.
Separation from friends
Restrictions upon your wanderings
A life ruled by obligation
Uncharted territory
Unexpected acts of nature
Going off-track during an important moment

Choose your strongest physical or psychological attribute.
Excellent eyesight for near-constant darkness
Ability to function in close quarters with others
High comfort level with enclosed spaces
High tolerance for cold temperatures
High tolerance for insect swarms
Strong stomach

Choose your strongest talent or skill.
Vehicular jury-rigging, bear wrestling
Blending in, trying new things
Heavy metalwork
Blind navigation
Building and construction
Snow shovelling and avalanche prediction

Choose the lifestyle that most appeals to you.
Working at night, resting during the day
Crossing boundaries spontaneously
Overcoming risk with knowledge
Pitting oneself against challenging terrain
Wandering without restrictions
Striving to reach ambitious goals