Are you new to the morning kick of junebug pepper tea? Pass on your greetings or questions to the author, the illustrator, the publisher or to Phezzie's funk, which is an entity unto itself. Please refrain from pirate language except in cases where 'stinkin' git' is a term of endearment. 

THANK YOU. We wave. The hand of the barbarian standing just behind you slaps you on the back. You might want to go throw that shirt in the laundry. Sorry.